fat flex

A very hard flex that has an effect on people so strong they could end up dazed and confused

Damn man, he hit us with a fat flex when he walked in with the Gucci sweater and got two girls at once.

Fbf (fat brunch flex)

A high degree of flexitude. It can be forced or come naturally. Usually occurs during brunch.

Example 1

Person 1: Is she doing an fbf (fat brunch flex) today?
Person 2: I guess so. She's in that white sundress.
Example 2
Person 1: Ima fbf today. (Proceeds to wear balenciaga/off white/Gucci/tori/Ferrell)

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