fauxnerable

the act of being vulnerable by sharing seemingly intimate information in order to manipulate vulnerabliltiy from another person. (the "intimate information" is stuff they’d tell anybody).

Jack gets laid non-stop! He knows how to do fauxnerable right!

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fauxner

An illusionary erection created when one sits down and their pants (usually jeans) bunch up at the crotch. This can happen to both males and females, and generally, the stiffer and baggier the jeans, the more impressive the fauxner. This word comes from the French word "faux," meaning fake.

"Dude, don't get near me with that thing."

"Oh don't worry, it's just a fauxner."

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fauxner

A fake erection created by your pants when you sit down.

Hey Bill, is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Naw man that's just a fauxner.

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