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Fearne is one of the most important people you will ever meet. Don't throw away your chance to get close to a Fearne. Fearnes are extremely hot, intelligent and friendly people who will support you in any situation. Always up for a good laugh and also a serious talk. They could get you to hell and back and still be smiling. Fearnes are very strong people.
Your name is Fearne you must be the best person in the world
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A sophifosticated, classy young woman on the outside. How ever she's dirty as hell in the sack. Known for 10/10 blow jobs.
"How did it go with that girl last night"
"She was a real Fearne, treat her like a princess and fuck her like a porn star"
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A girl, generally Scottish, of fine body and mind, with a personality bigger than her tiny frame.
Is kind, caring, spontaneous and most often the glue that holds a friendship group together.
Has changeable hair colour, but suits every colour.
"That girl is well fit"
"Yeah, she's friends with all my friends."
"Ah, she must be a Fearn..."
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A weird bush but just with an extra A and E.
Guy 1: hey look at that fern
Guy 2: hey why don't we just make the word more complicated and add an A and an E
Guy 1: sure
Guy 2: cool
Guy 1: fearne lol
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Doing a 'Dirty Fearns' is to squirt your man juices inside the suitcase of an inoccent party during a holiday or short break.
Two men sharing a room on a stag weekend, they get drunk - one falls asleep and while he is in the land of nod, the other man does a 'Dirty Fearns' in the innocent sleepers suitcase. This is a 'Dirty Fearns'.
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A person who you must shout "BITCH!!" at when you see or hear her for the following reasons:
A fucking bitch who is a childrens television presenter who thinks she is god's gift and that all the popstars she interviews fancy her.
She is a sad, pathetic bitch that always looks a complete fucking mess in whatever shitty clothing combination she puts together!
O yeah - the reason for the hatre is that she is going out with the gorgeous lead singer of the lostprophets - Ian Watkins - yes, if only it was "H" ex-Steps!!!
Person looks at TV : "Who the fuck is that scary bitch with no friends to tell her she looks a complete mess?"
Friend : "That'll be Fearne Cotton - BITCH!!!!!"
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