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v. after sex to mask the odor of sweat and vagina you break wind.
i was febreezing that shit because it smelled like two mice fucking in a wool sock
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1. a stoner's guardian angel - keeps your jacket from smelling like smoke so yo' mama don't know.
2. a really quick and easy way to do laundry
1. "Hey Joe, you have any febreeze? My jacket smells like pot from all the weed we just smoked, and I have to go to the dentist after this. I don't want the receptionist to think I was just smoking pot." "Sure man... but what about the dentist himself? Won't he also be able to tell?" "That's true..."
2. I ran out of underwear so I just grabbed a dirty pair and febreezed that shit
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A person, preferably male, who smells nice and has good hair. This species is highly regarded with the opposite sex for no apparent reason. Many have ceased to exist, but a few still live on. Usually plays an instrument such as drums, and is known to over exaggerate spontaneously. Extremely quotable, and will do many things for attention. Basically a hot jackass.
'Did you see the febreezer today?"
"Yeah he pulled his pants down and pretended to rape whatshisface"
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v. To Leave behind a dank fart in your old lady's closet so that the next time she goes in there she catches a strong whiff and it's stuck in her clothes as well.
Febreeze-
Guy 1: Dude you're so mean to your wife.
Guy 2: I know, this morning I febreezed the FUCK outta her closet.
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Description
1 . to try to talk your way out of a bad situation you got yourself in.
2. to cover up smelly stuff (mainly clothing)
Examples:
1.
J: "I got a new ride its sick"
Aamir khan: "you chat Sh*t, we saw you riding your rikshaw on your way here"
J: "naa thats just my spare ride to keep a low profile"
Aamir: "first you chat breeze then you try febreeze it up"
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"dude that is ponging, Febreeze that sh*t up
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An endearing term for a current or ex lover who had one of the nastiest, raunchiest and down-right foulest stank eminating from her crotch. This usually is so horrific that requires you to swear off any form of cunnilingus as the stench makes you practically vomit on impact.
Man, don't go near that girl. She hasn't cleaned down there in at LEAST a month and even Febreeze can't get that out.
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a group of friends that are fresh; a name of a fresh group that everyone admires to be.
Boy: "Damn those girls are fresh like febreeze!"
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