Feed the Dog

(verb) spanking; fapping; jerking it; choking the chicken; turning Japanese; stretching the armstrong; beating off; pulling tongue

D: Are you coming to work today or just sitting around feeding the dog?
A: I would go to the bar but I have to go home and feed the dog.

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Feed the Dog

Eating some edible substance while giving head

Mackenzie ate the cake as he feed the dog of Jake last night.

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Feeding the dog

Taking care of business, usually at home.

Sean: Hey man, where were you at yesterday? We've been looking for you.
Joris: Just feeding the dog brother, just feeding the dog..

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Feeding the Dog

The act of inserting dry dog food into the foreskin of a penis and "chewing" it by pushing the foreskin backwards and forwards repeatedly.

Mom: Eric, what are you doing out there?
Eric: I am just feeding the dog, mom.

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feeding the dogs

refered to feeding jailed people.

I am Feeding the dogs.

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Feeding my dog

Male masturbation, jerking the meat, jacking off, etc.

“I’ll catch you guys later. I’ll be feeding my dog now,” said Brad.

Free premium pornhub for Valentine’s day?! No question, I’ll be feeding my dog later!

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Feed the dog through the letterbox

To push your hand down behind a woman's underwear and access her lady bits from the front while not removing dress/skirt/trousers.

I can't believe that Madonna let Vanilla Ice feed the dog through the letterbox in her Sex book.

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