feekie

Noun form of feek

That mugga feekie owes me ten mugga feekin dollars.

'Sup mugga feekie!

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feeky

Something is Feeky if it is sneaky, sly, devious, stealthy or mischievous. Feeky is often associated with a sly looking fox that is sneaking with its ears pinned backed while grinning a broad grin.

He had to be feeky while breaking into the house so he would not be caught.

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Eeky Feeky

Local Devon slang for a non-horny boner, eg. Morning wood.

Karen: Bleddy ‘ell you’ve got a gurt big hard on!
Trevor: Sorry bird, it’s only eeky feeky

Goin Feeky

The act of cramming your fist up your own asshole to remove a piece of shit that won't budge.

Fred: Man, I gotta take a shot, but it won't come out. It's been 3 days.

Maurice: Have you thought of of Goin Feeky with it? Get up in there!!

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Feekie Knees

Feekie Knees: Noun (n) & Verb (V).
When you take your time to fish out a nice, soft & fresh piece of poo with a high end fishbowl net. You put your chosen turd in one hand (Palm up & hand flat). You the smear the poo evenly in both hands, the proceed to massage it into both knees at the same time, while repeating: “ Feekies on my Knees, Feekies on my Knees, I got Feekies on my knees, ya Feekies o on my knees! The practice of Feekie Knees is quite good for the patellas as well as the souls.

My soul is hurt and needs healing. I’ll just grab my Fish net and relax to some Feekie Knees.

Ow! My knees! Awe crap no pun intended, I forgot my fish net and now I cannot perform the Feekie Knees.

Hey can I borrow some Feekies? My knees sure are sore.

Excuse me Pastor? Yes my child? Can you bless these feekies? I have a ball game and I “KNEEd” to cleanse my soul. No problem my child, but remember like Jesus turned water into wine, you my son can turn food into feekies.