Fema

Failure to Effectively Manage Anything

Fema is clueless - There are people in the convention center?

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Fix Everything My Ass!

When your area becomes devastated, don't expect FEMA to know what to do.

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FEMA stands for:
F-uck
E-very
M-inority
A-merican

Example? Just watch the news and see how much fema fucked up in N.O!!

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Fema

federal emergancy managment agence

FEMA was in charge of the oil spilll

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FEMA

According to Huey from the Boondocks, the leading cause of death among black people.

"Nigga moments" are the biggest killer of young black males, right behind pork chops and FEMA.

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FEMA

FEMA Federal Emergency Management Agency

Otherwise known to me as:

FEMA Forget Everyone, Mission Accomplished

Drove my Chevy to the Levy but the Levy was dry. Why? because FEMA came in and said things were A-OK.

"Forget Everyone, Mission Accomplished"

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Fe·ma ('fE-mä)n 1: a steaming pile of feces 2: a U.S. government agency used to cause chaos in any emergency situation 3: mother of all clusterfucks

George W. Bush femarized the nation once again with his femarated decision to appoint a failed horse show manager to run FEMA.

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