Fembiotic

An adjective: Of or relating to females, and referring to life or having to do with living organisms.

Dad: "Daughter, did you know you will contribute to our fembiotic earth and I did too with your mommy by producing you?"
Marsha / Daughter: "Wow daddy, I didn't know that! The earth is so cool! Sex is soooo cool! The fembiotic earth rules! No pants, just dance! The fembiotic system is the reason we're all here stuck on this planet earth! Sooooo cool!!!!"