Random
Source Code
Random
When a coworker doesn’t understand how babies are made.
Wait, your mother was fertiled by a hurricane?
2👍 2👎
The act of ejaculating into the toilet after you've finished making a #2, either as a type of kink, or because you didn't feel like flushing it first.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I'm gonna go fertilize the fertilizer 'cause I'm too horny to bother flushing my shit first!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"
20👍 9👎
It's a Mexican Lawn Mower but done outside and on the lawn.
My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.
17👍 2👎
A woman with a body very fit to produce children. Smooth layer of body fat to and fat ass to feed fetus, large breast to feed baby, and good attitide and smile to raise a healthy kid
89👍 22👎
Capable of initiating, sustaining, or supporting reproduction.
That is one fertile womb, if I do say so myself.
184👍 59👎
Easy to impregnate
like latin women
i learned the hard way...
my name is raul and my girl friend is a fertile latina
157👍 92👎