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"Yo dude why haven't you returned my calls? I've been trapped in this dungeon for 17 weeks."
"Sorry man, I've been waiting ffe for iPhone maps to load."
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"fuckers, fuckers everywhere"
I went to work in a good mood, but my day soured because there were FFE.
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Me and my girlfriend gave that bitch a FFE last night, she came back for more the next day.
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Friends frolicing eternally. A friend can be your best friend forever, but if you have to frolic with someone for eternity, they better be worth hanging out with for eternity, rather than just forever. A much better friend than your BFF, or even the BFFF. They are the supreme friend among friends.
Friend1: Hey, i know you've been having a rough week, so I made you blueberry buttermilk cornmeal pancakes for breakfast. And I was going to save that bottle of maple syrup that we got from that from Vermont for a special occasion, but I think this is special enough.
Friend2: Holy fuck. I want to frolic for eternity with you.
Friend1: Well, you're my FFE too.
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FUCKING FUCK EVERYTHING.
because fml has no meaning anymore.
but its basically to be used in the same context as FML.
Person 1: "everyone is talking about how you fucked that guy behind the sheds"
Person 2: "urgh, FFE."
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Michelle: OMG I had the best birthday!!! My FFE came to town!
Madeline: I thought he just lived a few miles from you?
Michelle: No, no - that's my BFF! This is a whole new realm of favoritism!
Madeline: Ohh.. you’re talking about that Sexpot aren’t you?? I bet he was a yummy present!!
Michelle: God, I love my sexual prime!!
Madeline: LOL – so does he!!
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