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finding one's significant other, often through accidental circumstances and/or in your place of employ
Dude...why can't I just find my libbay?
This is a game for all ages. A man stands still while the players search for the Johnson. The Johnson is usually hiding in the mans pants. Once you find the Johnson you have to rub it untill it throws up a sticky white substance.
Jared and I played find my Johnson yesterday! I found the Johnson but I couldnt make him throw up.
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A state of being overwhelmed, especially when starting a new job. Or simply not being able to get a project, task, or assignment started due to either mass confusion or a lack of organization.
Joe: Wanna go to lunch man? Was thinking the noon buffet at the Men's Club. You in?
Cecil: Naa, started this new gig...I can't find my ass right now, so just working thru lunch I guess.
Joe: OK dude. Well, don't work too hard.
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When things are going your way, or when you find your groove.
"Five Halo kills in a row, I'm finding my theme music!"
"Alex Rodriguez is on a hitting streak, he's really found his theme music!"
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code for "i need to take a crap". it's the new #2, essentially.
based off in a popular sitcom when a boy was trying to lie to his friends saying he was looking for backpack while he was really taking a poo
Guy 1: "Dude, you look uncomfortable."
Guy 2: "Yeah, we need to go home real quick."
Girls: "Why?"
Guy 2: "I need to find my backpack."
Guy 1: "Ohh... yeah, let's go."
Girls: "Now?"
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Doing something that will make your waist unseeable
Having your waist very very small
Good luck finding my waist after I drink this chia seed water
You won’t find my waist after I loose 6 pounds
excuse for sucking someones dick under the covers
*mom walks in*
mom: What's going on in here??!?
*girl pops out from covers*
"Just finding my sock!"