finger thumbed

The act of an recieving an old-fashion while sporting a small and flaccid penis. Because the penis is so minute and non-erect, the person giving the hand job needs only to use their finger and thumb. Getting finger thumbed often leads to awkwardness, embarrassment, and feelings of inadequacy.

BB1: Hey man, what happened last night with that chick... did you give her that hot beef injection or hardly-working?
BB2: Naw I wish... I couldn't get hard and just got finger thumbed.

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fingers and thumbs

stumbling over something like trying to tie your shoelaces after using super-glue.

see: sixes and sevens

yesterday I made dinner in 10 minutes but today it's all fingers and thumbs all over the floor, up the wall and in the garden.

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middle finger and thumb

Typically means "Fuck me" when the middle finger by itself me "Fuck you"

You: "you're such an ass *middle finger and thumb*" Partner: "if you insist <3"

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two fingers and thumb

means i love you

two fingers and thumb means i love you in sign language

Middle finger with thumb

You wanna get gang raped in prison.

Bro the guy over there sticking up his middle finger with thumb is a prison homo.

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middle finger with no thumb

It’s a tribute of respect for our long last brother Jamal 🕊️

Sosa gave a speech and *showed two middle finger with no thumb * to pay tribute at Jamal’s funeral

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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

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