fire helmet

When your GF accidentally grabs a tube of Ben Gay instead of massage oil while giving a hand job, thus causing your purple dick helmet to burn intensely.

Stupid bitch gave me a fire helmet last night. She needs to learn how to read.

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Helmet fire

Committing an extremely dim-witted act or string of acts while massively confused and engaged in any activity which requires the use of a helmet.

A. Dude, did you see that game last night where that dumbass defensive end intercepted that pass then ran it in to the wrong end zone? What a helmet fire.

B. Guss Grissom must have been having a serious helmet fire when he blew the door of his space capsule and it sank to the bottom of the ocean.

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