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One directions way of saying to be fearless, no worries and take chances
The girl was fireproof she was crazy
Being a highly desirable employee who can do anything without fear of being fired: i.e., having a unique skill and/or being a member of a minority community.
John: What's up with Dan? He just walks out of meetings whenever, hangs out and shoots the shit with the receptionist, then walks back in like he owns the place.
Jane: Nobody else can do his work, he's fireproof.
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Evidence that something is flammable.
Person: Hey, I thought that you said that my house was fireproof!
Real-estate agent: Yes, now you have proof that your house can catch on fire!
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A jew that lives ins someone's oven, often to help them cook. However, the Jew lives in the person's oven because he cannot burn, no matter how hot it gets. It only feels like a sauna to this Jew.
Guy: Hey dude, can you move the turkey to the left?
Fireproof Jew: Sure, no problem!
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