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Where you go to take a shit, but you only end up farting.
Thought I was bout to drop a hugeass deuce, but I just ended up firing a blank.
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For a male to masturbate, hence 'blank' as nothing will result in it. Used in reference to a revolver as many a man can only crack out 6 on a good day.
Man 1: Did you get any action?
Man 2: No I struck out, I had to fire a blank in the end
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(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.
(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
His gun was firing blanks (weaponry)
His ...gun.... was firing blanks (sexual connotation)
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Can be referred to either as bullets which are fired from a weapon, or not having a high enough sperm count to impregnate a female.
... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.
Soldier1 - Die you enemy people!
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..
Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...
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one who isnt able to ejaculate semen yet
"Ian stop firing blanks"
"At least i aint firing blanks"
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when you were trying to nut before your body can even generate cum in your balls.
yeah man, I was firing blanks like '98 when I was 10.