Fish up your ass then you shit on your mates face
I really need you to fish me daddy
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when your friend bought Swedish fish at the local convenience store and you want some, you say fish me daddy and he will give you some.
Are those Swedish fish? Oh my god, fish me daddy.
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a phrase my dauther and I made up one day while looking out into ocean we were taking about getting old and what she would do when I got old she said I'm going to take you fishing far out in the ocean and throw your ass off the boat
come on dad we're going fishing yes honey take me fishing I love fishing
yes I know you're mad at me and you are going to take me fishing when i get old
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The most fucked up fever FISH you'll ever have.
Credit to The Partygoers!
Person 1: Hey dude. You, Me, FISH Station
Person 2: YOU, ME, FISH STATION. What are we getting for dinner? FISH OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a Fish inside of our FISH. We black out and wake up in a FISH, we're surrounded by fish, FISHY FISH, you know what that means! FISH! The stench draws in a FISH, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, FISH fight, FISH handed, FISH... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the FISH after we beat it in a FISH, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE FISH? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as FISH, then I turn into a FISH, fly into the FISH, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a FISH, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a FISH, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE FISH, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE FISH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA
you tie your partner up to where they look like a pretzel and then grab some tuna and spread it all over her and then say my little fishy
tina told her boyfriend to fish taco me