five of clubs

Five fingers that are going to club you, i.e., a fist.

Bill gave him the five of clubs when he heard he scratched his ride.

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Mile Five Club

Jerking off in an airplane bathroom.

I saw this hot chick on the plane when I was on vacation. I was too much of a pussy to talk to her so I went to the bathroom and joined the Mile Five Club.

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Mile high-five club

Masturbating on an airplane.

On a long flight home from a business trip, Jimmy got extremely horny and needed relief. As he didn’t have a willing partner at hand, he went into the bathroom and joined the mile high-five club.

Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright

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high five club

Sleeping with five different partners in a single day, without their knowledge of eachother.

Hey bro, how were your dates yesterday? Awesome, I joined the High Five Club!