A sexual act that occurs when a guy gets a blow job from a girl that has Pop-Rocks in her mouth.
Dude, i just got a fizzler from my girlfriend! IT WAS EPIC!
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noun: A big person, or someone who eats a lot. Someone who is very large and fat. Originated from a small town in the Sacramento area by a bunch of herbs.
person 1: Aye yo, Ima get 15 tacos for myself man!
person 2: Dang... you fizzler!
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When a girl is giving a blow job, she puts pop rocks in her mouth to cause a fizzling sensation...Miami Fizzler
Miami Fizzler
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When someone pushes little pieces of feta cheese in their butt right before anal sex. The mixture of lubricant and feta turns into a sauce and gets pushed out by a slow rolling fart afterwards, sounding similar to whipped cream being dispensed from a can.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with lube and feta. Jill fell down and split her gown and Jack came to the rescue! Up Jack got, all hot to trot and broke out the feta cheese, As fast as he could caper, wet his hand with lubricant, excited for The Feta Fizzler.
premature ejaculator;
to hump a girl's leg, jizz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises...SAM
a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled
a male plagued with the embarrassing defect of shooting off his gun before the order to fire is given
Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam last night?
Guy 2: You mean the Teri thing?
Guy 1: Yeah, that guy's a jizz fizzler
Guy 2: I know. He blew his load in his pants before she even had her top off.
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Uncle Nick was this old fizzler on the Hill. The grownups called him Nicholas Baker and the kids all called him Uncle Nick, but the army couldn't fool me. I knew he was Niels Bohr, the world's greatest atomic scientist, all the way from Denmark.
fizzler is an icon, and they are the moment.
fizzler is cool and very friendly, an amateur artist, writer with an interest in videogame men. they may be insane.
'dude, have you heard of fizzler?'
'no, who are they?'
'this person i met online. they're really cool.'