fjs

fetus jake short; any guy that bears an uncanny resemblance to actor Jake Short as a fetus (see Ant Farm); specifically a guy that you update all your social media followers abt even though nothing is actually going on between you guys

"omg fjs glanced at me today!"
"girl he's your soulmate i swearrr"

FJ

Foot job. The sex act in which someone puts their feet on a mans penis, one on each side, and moves them up and down until the man ejaculates. A sex act only/commonly used by foot fetishist.

''Yo my girlfriend gave me a great fj last night''

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fj

fj is short for "Foot Job". A foot job is when one gives masturbation to another with their feet.

Sue gives a great fj, but her planters warts scratched my shaft!

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FJ

When you bust your friend jerking off on your futon. (Futon jerk)

I just caught my friend fJ

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FJ

A south african term used in the homosexual community when referring to promiscuous men who carry the AIDS virus.

FJ's normally operate in public toilets and are quite often drug users and petty criminals.

Hey Braam, I dont think walking down this alleyway is a good idea as it is often frequented by FJ's

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FJ

A south african term used in the homosexual community when referring to promiscuous men who carry the AIDS virus.

FJ's normally operate in public toilets and are quite often drug users and petty criminals.

Hey Braam, I dont think walking down this alleyway is a good idea as it is often frequented by FJ's

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FJ

Fanny Juice.Vaginal Fluid

FJ leaked from her cunt.

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