Flamper

The place where your hamper should be, as well as the place where your clothes are, when you are too much of a slackass to finish the laundry.

Warning: The use of this term may induce assault.

Husband: "Sweetheart have you seen the laundry basket? Nevermind, I'll just leave these socks in the flamper."
Wife: WHAM-O!

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Flamper

A floor used in place of a hamper.

"Hey, get your clothes off the flamper!"

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flamper

A big pile of dirty clothes on the floor, or simply using the floor to store dirty clothes

I threw those jeans on the flamper.

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Flamper

A floating camper, typically an RV or trailer secured to a floating dock

God damn it, Rebecca threw up off the side of the flamper again