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Something that is unlikeable, unfortunate, or stupid.
Can even be used as an insult.
The act of being flamp.
Doom3 was such a flampy game.
E-whores are flamp.
WHAT THE FLAMP?!
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When you deposit a load of swimmers (semen) in your chicks (or dudes) mouth. They spit the load on your bean bag and then singe the jizz off with a hot light bulb.
Dude, if you like the smell of burnt hair and semen, have your old lady give you a flampy.
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When a guy receives oral sex while he is sitting on the toilet
I wanted to get nail Susie, but I had to take a shit, and I didn't have much time before I had to be at practice. So Susie gave me a flampy instead.
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When things that should be crispy or crunchy have gone a bit soft.
These biscuits have been left out overnight and have gone flampy.
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That indescribable feeling you get flowing through your body after smoking marijuana. May cause person to feel like moving their limbs.
Person 1: What the fuck is Dave doing?
Person 2: He's moving his limbs around for some reason.
Dave: I'm doin it cuz i just smoke a blunt and i'm flampy as FUCK!
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A small Lithuanian man who is a wide as he is tall. Often found within your veins and or colon. This is referred to as Internal Lithuanian syndrome
Example: "bro not even lying I feel like flampy is rolling down deep in my colon" "Bro ur gonna die "
Other uses: Flamp Dick,
Def: A halfway erected penis that appears slightly bigger than its regular state. Typically happens when an guy, who is insecure about his penis size, exposes his junk to others in a way to make it bigger, yet not showing a full erection. In other words, cat fish dick.
1. “Brittney, your ex boyfriend Kyle sent me a dick pic. Is he really packing”
“Lmao no bitch! His dick is so small. That’s a flamp dick. Don’t be fooled, sis”
2. No one:
Me: What you call a dick that’s not hard but bigger than it’s natural state when a guy is aroused? A flampy.