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flaster

To jerk off at a very fast rate

Oh man I flaster so hard to good porn next thing I know I'm already cumming

by Rko July 25, 2015

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Flastered

The state of drunkenness when one can no longer achieve an erection.

I took this skank home last night, bro, but I was too flastered to get the job done.

by Juice-box June 1, 2014

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flastered

Being heavily intoxicated (plastered) and very angry or worried (flustered) at the same time. Plastered + Flustered = Flastered

Dude 1: Dude did u see Frankie last night, he was so flastered that he pushed Carl off the balcony.
Dude 2: Shit dude, I hope Carl's alright. Frankie always gets flastered and does stupid ass shit.

by Flastered Fury December 23, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


flaster-like

(adj). A person who is soo cool, words just cannot describe him/her. You'll never forget this person and their pure awesomeness. The complete opposite of a faggotini.

The brilliant kid was loved by all and was considered flaster-like by most. He even gave Mr. Flaster himself a run for his money.

by A. Mysta May 26, 2006

34๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Parker Flaster

Parker is a guy who loses his shoes. EVERY DAY. Obsessed with Top G

Parker Flaster stole my dad.

by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023


Flastered

A mix between the word flabbergasted and flustered

The human was flastered at that abdominal sentence.

by Mtvebey May 9, 2024


Flastered

A combination of the words flustered and flabbergasted

Bro was Flastered my dude

by Mtvebey May 9, 2024