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Flattening the Curve

Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).

Are you really looking to replace the admin assistant or am I just flattening the curve?

by Sleepy J0ey B December 13, 2021


Flattened The Curve

1. A person who has done their part to stop Covid 19.
2. Taking action to stop the spread of Covid 19.

1. He flattened the curve by getting vaccinated.
2. She flattened the curve by working at a vaccination site.

by IronMikey March 9, 2023

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Flatten the Curve

The objective of social distancing with respect to the person-to-person transmission of infectious disease; limited interpersonal contact decreases the acceleration phase of disease spread and the subsequent massive health care burden that follows as people manifest symptoms.

Listen to the scientists, not the fucking politicians; It's time to Flatten the Curve.
Until further notice, each person must maintain a 1-meter separation from everyone else--regardless of symptoms.

by YAWA March 13, 2020

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Flattening the curve

When you get a boner and you do everything in your power to make it go back down as fast as possible.

Also something that we are doing, just vertically.

We're flattening the curve, just vertically

by Iwouldlovetoseeleafycomeback September 8, 2020

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Flatten the curve

Flatten the curve means to make things understandable for others and to set a guidance.

Before the end of the year exam the students were all confused and were panicking, so the teacher had to flatten the curve for them.

by UrbanladUK May 3, 2020

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Flattening the curve

The upcoming newest euphemism for a mommy make-over.

Sandra, wanting to do her part and save the world as well as her desirability to the young studs, just her appointment with the plastic surgeon so he could aid her in flattening the curve.

by BS euphamisms March 21, 2020

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2 weeks to flatten the curve

A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.

"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"

by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021

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