Fleagled

The act of breaking anything due to the sheer size of one's body.

He came in fleagled my futon then went to my office and fleagled my office chair.

Fleagle

A mascot for Lindbergh High School in St. Louis, Missouri, that combines the Lindbergh “Flyers” with the animal of the new mascot, an Eagle.

Person 1: “Who is the most hype mascot in St. Louis?”
Person 2: “The Fleagle Eagle!!!”

fleagle

One who can see past the day to day BS and look towards and act upon the reason we exist - to interact and enjoy ourselves.

A person unwilling to label him/herself by his/her corporation or profession as their sole identity.

One who is willing to be brutally honest.

There are two types of people in this world (1) Corporate Humps and (2) Fleagles. Which one are you ?

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fleagle

Any person that can sit around all day and do nothing at work except cruise the internet and write emails. Usually works for some government agency

Why is my inbox full again? Must be fleagle.

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fleagle

Short for "Flaming Eagle", the fleagle is a sexual technique in which the nose is doused in hot sauce before performing cunnilingus (or anallingus).

"Oh my god girl, it was so hot last night!"

"Really!? What'd he do?"

"He gave me a fleagle."

"Damn. That is hot."

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Fleagle

A person who intentionally misrepresents him- or herself to others, or who purports to be something he or she couldn't possibly be.

What a fleagle that kid is: he actually expects us to believe he's a real vampire.

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fleagle fuck

A fleagle fuck is when a goofy ass guy cock blocks you because he is rich rich parents.

Little Timmy fleagle fucked me out of that hot chick. She just wanted to ride in his dads porsche and eat at a fancy restaurant.

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