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The process of rewriting history to fit within our current societal constructs.
Assuming that humans are naturally monogamous is merely a "flinstonization", reverse-justifying the truth one is looking to prove.
v. the act of pushing a non running car until you can jump in and drive the car under its own momentum
Man, i was flinstoning my car down the street and these bitches started laughing at me.
I was on some straight stone age shit flinstoning my car down the hill
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When you are taking a test at school but their are no smart kids sitting close enough to cheat off of so when your teacher isn't looking you stay in your desk, pick it up, and run across the classroom in order to reposition yourself next to someone smart. Just like Fred Flinstone drives his car.
Joe: FUCK my chemistry final is today and i forgot to study
Bob: just copy off the kid that sits next to you
Joe: Fuck that! that kids a dumbass!
Bob: Then just flinstone across the room next to a smart kid!
just dont let the teacher see you flinstoning across the room
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1.) a strange cartoon where its characters move the car with their feet.
John: Hey MAN LETS WATCH flinstones!!
Joe: Wtf? u are 30 and u wanna watch flinstones.I'd rather watch the show of the talking yellow sponge.
Jack: I vote sponge bob!!
Jake: Me too!
Joe: Man i think im on the wrong crowd.
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Slang for people from Flint, Michigan made famous by the Michigan State Spartans basketball championship team that includes now NBA players Morris Peterson and Mateen Cleaves.
MSU's Flinstones won the NCAA Division I basketball title in 2000.
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When someone in a public restroom stall paws the toilet paper off the roll with such fervor and rapidity that it sounds like Fred Flinstone driving his car.
Man, my co-worker must have taken a nasty shit. He was in the stall flinstoning for like 10 minutes.
The Flinstones is a really old show from the caveman times where they watched it in comic books by rock. eating rock cereal.
-Hey remember the flinstones?
-Uhh, that was in caveman times