Food stuff that has either an indeterminate or indescribable texture, taste or ingredient base.
this cheesecake is like floff, itโs just floff
when cristi tells u ur mom big cristyet
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When you cum and there is blood mixed mixed in it
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The act of farting into your hand, and ka-me-ha-me-ha into your significant others face while they not expecting it. You can also use a blanket or other forms to transfer the fart to their face.
I was laying in bed with my with my fiance the other night and scoop and floffed him and he threw up..
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This word is commonly used by farmers. It means this: RUN, LLAMA, RUN!!!
It's ALWAYS written in capital letters. ALWAYS.
FLOFF!
The fat that is gained after obtaining a significant other.
I have gained 20 lbs of floff since me and Joe have been dating.