n. a long, stringy strand of dog saliva, often containing fur. Seen dripping from the corners of the mouth, flipped over the nose, adhering to the walls, ceiling or wiped on articles of human clothing. Size, often directly proportional to the size of the dog (St. Bernard/Newfoundland, etc.), may be a source of great pride.
Man, did you see the awesome flooger Nemo tossed onto the chandelier?
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An ostritch with a beavers tail and camel humps
Dude, slow down! You almost hit that flooger.
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a clout flooger is the complete opposite of a clout chaser they feel almost allergic to publicity, any type of socialising or being around friends.
βsheβs a clout flooger, she doesnβt want to be in any photosβ