floorflusher

A person, usually male, who pretends to have more money than they actually do as part of some twisted mating ritual. This will normally consist of owning a car they can not afford, spending outrageous amounts of money at clubs and overdressing, usually in clothing pursuant to that of a hustler, mobster or high-rolling gambler portrayed on television.

Did you see how much money that floorflusher spent at the casino? He only makes $8.50 an hour, and what was with the outfit? Does he think it's 1977?

24👍 10👎

Floorflusher Pete

Talk is cheap and so is Floorflusher Pete. A 30k millionaire. Grandiose talk from a nerdy, bespectacled ass clown. Floorflusher Pete believes himself to be the most educated in the room. Likes to lecture. Bloated self esteem. Narcissist. Avoid this type of person.

Floorflusher Pete is coming to the family reunion. Maybe he will play his guitar and act like he is some famous recording artist. Afterwards, Floorflusher Pete will give us all a lecture on the stock market, even though he, himself, has nothing in his bank account, except for a big old negative balance. GTFO, Floorflusher Pete!