floories

The more appropriate term for the date-rape drug roofie, since victims are more likely to end up on the floor than the roof.

girl 1: i don't remember a thing last night, i think someone slipped me roofies!
girl 2: you know it's more politically correct to be "floories."
girl 1: i don't care! i might have been raped!
guy: oh shut up. you did not get flooried; you got drunk at the bars and you took me back to your place, you drunk bitch.
girl 1: oh.

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floories

What you call the group of people you share a floor with in either a university/college residence or an apartment.

Person 1: What are you up to?
Person 2: Oh, just out for dinner with the floories
Person 1: Sounds fun

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Floory Hole

A Floory Hole is a hole in the floor that a male puts in genitalia in to get it sucked by a person on the floor below. The Floory Hole is also phrased as a Horizontal Glory Hole and Floory Dick Pokey Hole.

"Yo Bro! I just got my dick sucked through a Floory Hole"

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Floory Hole

The sibling of the much more well known Glory Hole. A Floory Hole is a vertical Glory Hole, typically from floor to ceiling.

"During the remodel, can we please have a Floory Hole installed? It will make our time in the basement so much more enjoyable!"

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floori

the best soulmates you'll ever find, they are supperior and hotter than you

A: oh hey did you see floori?
B: yeah, i saw them they were making out lol