flopson

a big boy who happens to walk (and look) like a penguin. he may have a ton of freckles, and his freckles compensate for the mustache he doesn't have. yet, he somehow pulls it off. somehow this big boy made JV! hallelujah! he has a freckle on his tip, and requests girls to suck it off. he sometimes offers to uber girls to his house and make-out, (at one in the morning), but doesn't follow through with his request. then the next day, he is with a new girl (she's short and blonde). although a lot of people don't know him too well, he is a staple in all of our hearts

bro that kid walks like a penguin, i think his name is flopson.

flopson

Someone who lacks the ability to get 'it' up.

Jenny: "I pulled this guy last night, but sent him home...he was such a flopson!"

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