flowride

Having sex with a woman who is on her period.

"When she told me she was on the rag, I had to consider whether to go for a flowride. Yep, I did it."

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flowrider

Flowrider - a so called "new generation wave generator," where riders are able to "stimulate" riding a wave, but fails miserably from the whole purpose of being at the beach and surfing. It's also a big marketing that will force many rich, fat, posers to claim they know how to surf, when undoubtly "Flowriders" will give the term Gook (surf poser) a whole new meaning. Flowriders are popping up everywhere, like San Diego's WaveHouse. Save your money, don't fall for this BS, I rode it, and it wasn't all that great, it's just a get rich scheme by a Republican non-surfer industry company, who is not an environmentalist, and also likes the idea of wasting thousands gallons of water.

Gook 1: Surfs up! Did you see me carving off of that the wave?
Gook 2: Like oh my god, that was narly! I hanged 10 and did a cutback like pro surfer Rob Mochado, I'm so cool.
Man: You posers, that was only a flowrider, and I can't believe you paid $20 for a 5 minute session.

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Flowrider

A person who enjoys sex with menstruating women.

He loves that time of month...he is such a flowrider.

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flowrider

guy who has sexual relations with a woman during their period

the flowrider destroyed his sheets after having sex woth her

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flowrider

When you are sponsored by a company but are only good enough to get paid in merch, and not cash. Usually used in the surf, skate and boarding community.

“I got this hoodie and hat for free because I flowride for Burton.”
“That’s dope, I wish I was good enough to be a flowrider! Maybe one day you’ll go full pro.”