flumkin

(n) - when one receives a blowjob while checking their facebook, similar to a blumkin

Guy One(Douchebag): Dude I had like a hundred notifications on facebook the other day, I'm so cool.

Guy Two: Did you get a flumkin?

Douchebag: No...

Guy Two: Then fuck off.

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flumkin

The act while taking a shit on a boat and reciving a blow job

Man my wife gave me so many flumkins on that cruse, it was amazing

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Flumkin

Just like a blumkin, it is done on the toilet. Having sex on the toilet while taking a shit.

I was taking a dump. My girl came in. We made love for hours. On the toilet. I gave her some good flumkin.