flumpie

Yeah when cats get old and fat they get flumpies on their stomachs and the fur is so soft there lol

Damn that cat flumpie.

Flumpy

A synonym for tired or exhausted. It might be accompanied by an overwhelming urge to do nothing more than chill out at home on the sofa / couch and do nothing,

I'm really looking forward to getting home. I feel really flumpy, I just want to chill out.

Or

I'm really flumpy today, and I don't feel like doing much at all

Or

I'm so flumpy, I don't feel ready to get out of bed!

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flumpy

{Fluffy} and {lumpy}.

I have a favorite {flumpy} pillow.

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flumpy

The act of performing oral sex on a male who is defecating into a toilet bowl.

While I had a bad case of diarrhea, some girls from the second floor were nice enough to give me some flumpies.

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flumpy

to be bouncy and soft. something you would usually find on a fat person, but in this incident on a skinny person.

naomi's cheeks are flumpy

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Flumpy

When someone is fat and lumpy at the same time.

Hey look, she’s so flumpy!

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flumpy

to recieve a blowjob while taking a shit.

Your daughter was good enought to give me a flumpy yesterday.

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