flutch

The act of doing a million other things than what you are supposed to be doing and taking your sweet time doing it.

My daughter likes to flutch. She is a flutcher.

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flutch

adj.

A portmanteau for "fucking clutch," meaning a superb performance under extreme pressure. An individual or performance may be called flutch.

David Ortiz is flutch.

Kirk Gibson's homerun was flutch.

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flutching

The act of lying on one's back with legs crossed in the air, holding one's breath repeatedly as long as possible, often while holding a pillow, blanket or stuffed animal (also known as a stuffy") very close to or over one's face. Flutching is most often done by children usually as a form of self-soothing.

Q: "What is that kid doing over there...some sort of weird contortionist act?"

A: "No, she's just flutching."