Folice

Fake police, in the UK we have 'community support workers' who dress like the police but don't have the same powers, although they like to think they do..

Whilst smoking a big fat zoot James said look out mate, there's the police, I said, nah mate, that's the Folice, they can't do jack shit to us!

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folic

adj: Something that's more intense than it really "needs" to be. Often associated with personality or liquids. Such as someone being too funny for their own good - they just keep telling the same jokes until they aren't funny anymore. Or a mixed drink that has too much alcohol in it to taste good.

Likely origin: Taking too much Vitamin B (folic acid) makes your urine very dark and potent smelling - or "folic".

Those margaritas are so folic it's like doing a shot of cheap tequila.

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FOLIC

Fear of Losing Internet Connection

Zoom-induced FOLIC

Folically Challenged

The politically correct term for being bald.

You: Nice hat! Why are you wearing it?
Your Math teacher: *Lifts hat to show baldness*
You: Oh... youre bald.
Your math teacher: We prefer the term Folically Challenged, thank you very much. Now do your math homework!

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Folically challenged

As in hair folical. One's head of hair has folicals in their scalp. When you lose hair folicals, you become bald. A person with this condition is folically challenged.

George Costanza from the show Seinfeld was folically challenged, also vertically challenged because he was short.