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fonch

(aka The Fonch; orign American) n. 1. the mangina; n. 2. where a male takes his penis and sticks in between his legs to create a simulated vagina; v. 3. used in expression (see below).

1. You didn't just show dad 'the fonch' did you?
2. Fonch-tastic!

by Doc Nutz March 18, 2003

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fonch

verb. annoying affection; the loving touch that irritates.

My boyfriend loves to sneak up behind me and fonch me when i'm trying to do the dishes.

by monica blanchard July 15, 2006

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fonch

Of or pertaining to a male of lesser manliness

Peter just totally gave up, what a fonch!

by Kenneth March 18, 2003

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Fonch

The smell of a sweaty nutsack on a hot Sunday

Dude, you smell like raw fonch get away from me.

by God4266 January 27, 2019


Faggot Fonch

The act when a guy sticks his dick between his legs (fonch) and lets another guys fuck him.

Doug getting axious, he thinks about letting Edwin give him a Faggot Fonch.

by Insane V April 16, 2004

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Fonch

When a teammate does particularly bad during a video game.

"Wow, Michael completely missed the ball just then, what a fonch!"

or

"Sorry guys, I'm fonching right now, no clutch today."

by legionaryleader November 23, 2022