foobed

when large-chested ladies drop food on their boobs and/or lean over a plate of food and put their boob in it on accident.

"Dude, whats that on your shirt?"
"The sour cream was piled high, i reached for a napkin and foobed myself."

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foobs

Term popularized by breast cancer patients to mean former, future, or fake boobs. Often used during the various stages of reconstruction after mastectomy.

"It's been four weeks since surgery and my foobs are still really itchy."

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foob

A completely made up slang term that has never ever been used by any living human being other than Lynn Johnston in her horrible comic strip, For Better of For Worse. It is supposedly a hybrid of the word fool and boob.

April Patterson: "You're such a foob, mom!"
Ellie Patterson: "Well, you were an accident."
April Patterson: ::Stunned silence::

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Foobs

Foobs: When a man has developed boobs also known as man boobs or “moobs” from being out of shape, but is still admired by some because he played football at a high level (collegiate or NFL). Moobs are gross, but Foobs are less gross because they are former pecs that were strong from playing on the gridiron.

The alumni overlooked his Foobs through his golf shirt because they were more interested in hearing a first-person account description of what it was like when the team ran out of the tunnel in front of thousands just before kickoff.

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foobing

to act of not wearing a bra; conglomeration of "free" and "boobing"

I'm foobing to class today since I forgot to wear a bra.

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Foobs

Fake Boobs. Boobs that have undergone surgical enhancement, and are no longer real.

That chick has foobs

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Foob

Noun: fool, boob, specifically a cross between a fool and a boob.

"That joe is a complete foob."

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