food rapist

An individual who steals and eats other people's food, such as from the break room refrigerator at work.

Archer: There's my favorite section head!
Pam: I am dealing with the breakroom problem!
Archer: Oh, good, you caught the, uh, oh wait, I had something good for this... the... "Pita Predator".
Pam: You know what?
Archer: ...Sorry, let's just call it what it is: food rapist.

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food rapist

A person who has authority over defenseless people ( young children, seniors, disabled, prisoners...etc) and knowingly provides only unhealthy food choices.

The boarding school caretaker was a food rapist who served the children only cheap processed junk food in order to pocket more of the food budget.