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People who look glamorous only in front of a camera but without the makeup and posing...ah...not so much!
Honey... She ain't glamorous...she's only CAMEROUS....catch her off camera without all the fake hair, makeup and lashes
People who will do anything to work for the famous.
Dude...that guy is a total Van Loader ...he'll do anything to hang out with The Stones
A mimosa(champagne + orange juice cocktail) without alcohol but instead a sparkling white juice replaces the champagne.
For all our nondrinkers instead of mimosas....we will be serving nomosas
Loaded up with excitement, joy, thrills, pleasure....the opposite of dullness...we broke up because he wasn't funlfilling enough for me.
Ah.....I just did :) I BROKE UP WITH HIM BECAUSE HE WAS NOT FUNFILLING ENOUGH FOR ME.
When you need to hire someone fast and the only person willing to work for peanuts is your friend....They become your "FRIENDSISNANT"
When you need to hire someone who will work for nothing they become your friendsisnant.
It's considered cheatary if you are married and you go out to dinner with someone who is not your spouse.
A person who has authority over defenseless people ( young children, seniors, disabled, prisoners...etc) and knowingly provides only unhealthy food choices.
The boarding school caretaker was a food rapist who served the children only cheap processed junk food in order to pocket more of the food budget.