foof poof

A nicer way to say Cunt Punt.

I foof poof’d her so hard she quief’d cunt nuggets.

Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.

Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”