foreheading

Foreheading is when a person is glued to their phone or electronic device, and constantly looking down at their screen. You go to talk to them, and all you see is their forehead.

Kayla, can you hear me?!? Kayla! I am trying to talk to you, and you are Foreheading again. Oh sorry, I just got the new City Farmer app.

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forehead

An insult implying a lack of thought or stupidness. Derived from the lack of mass behind your forehead.

"What a forehead! That guy just cut us off!!"

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Forehead

The huge shiny bit of ur head. You can calculate the size of ur forehead by following these instructions.

Method:
Get some wholemeal flour, low fat butter and 3.5 eyelashes.
Put all of it into a mixing bowl and mix it up. Once its become a greyish brown colour with weird hairs sticking out from it, stuff all of the mixture into a toaster. Turn ur toaster on full heat (if you can do that) and let it toast for 10-15 mins. Once it's done, slap the 'toast' on ur forehead and leave it there for 30 mins. You will experience immense pain but that's totally normal...
After the time is up, take it off and see how many burns u got. Count the burns and the number of burns tell u what finger forehead u have. The larger the number the better...

P.S. This is mainly for Gandluris

Bruh DomSalum has 7-finger forehead.

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forehead

The proper area on which to apply HeadOn.

"HeadOn apply directly to the forehead!"
"Where?"
"HeadOn apply directly to the forehead!"
"Where?"
"HeadOn apply directly to the forehead!"
"Where?"
"HeadOn apply directly..."

*shotgun blast*

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forehead

that annoying thing on my face which repulses any female in a ten mile radius, and also is causing life to be a living hell ..... yay

chris has a very big forehead .. and is hence called forehead ... stupid forehead

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Forehead

Brendon Urie from Panic! at the disco

Forehead is a god!
Forehead almost has a bigger vocal range than his actual forhead!

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forehead

A patch of skin on your face that covers the frontal lobe, commonly used for head butting.

I came on her forehead so she head butted my balls.

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