fraggle-dick

This is an unfortunate time in life when your balls are at a longer length than your dick. It happens a lot when your cold. It's a natural phenomenom, you think your balls got bigger but really your dick shrunk.

Holy shit, what a bad day. I got out of the shower and had a bad case of fraggle-dick! Effin A Cotten! Effin A!

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