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don't trust them, they steal bread and turn it into baguettes
they are extremely cringe
be careful from French people most of them seem gay but its just a disguise to fool their prey
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Whores with superiority complex
“God, those French people are such whores.”
“Aren’t those basically synonyms?”
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They simply do not exist, if someone tells you they are Fr*nch don't believe them they are lying.
"Oui are French People."
"No your not, the Fr*nch aren't real silly."
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French people are the hairiest creatures alive. Although they have pretty decent accents they still look like a gorilla and they're fluent language is Wookie. After oiling up their body they shove steamy baguettes up their asses and go for a bike ride. They will never top me to I the frenchiest fry.
"God damn those French people they stole my bike"
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People who have cool accents but will never top the Irish in skill and alcohol.
French people will never out drink Irish people!
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People who rush to their nearest grocery store, at the slightest hint of snow, to buy eggs, bread and milk.
Tom: I hear there's a blizzard coming this weekend.
Sally: Yeah, I'm sure those french toast people are buying everything in sight already.