Jesus Christ: And I bestow upon thee Frosted Mini Wheats
I busted all over him, turned him into a frosted mini wheat.
Fros-ted Mini Wheat
Function: noun
1 : A woman who, after checking her out from one side looks hot, but when she turns around is seriously busted.
Guy 1: Yo, that chick over there in the tight jeans is bangin'. I would totally mow that ass."
Guy 2: Dude, she's a frosted mini wheat. Wait 'till she turns around.
Girl in tight jeans: (turns around)
Guy 2: Oh shit! (nearly pukes.)
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A playa thats white on one side and not on the other.
That Rocco guy is a Frosted Mini Wheat.
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