Fruitation

What stupid people say instead of fruition to sound smart, trying to impress a large group of people in a meeting.

Boss: " So have you started to contact those sponsors about that project yet"

Person: "No we have all the pieces in place but the idea just hasn't come to fruitation yet, I'll get on it"

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fruitate

IPA: /fɹuːteit/

Verb
1. To come to fruition, to bear fruit.
2. (idiomatic) To succeed in one's plan, used mostly with particularly complicated plans.

1. "It looks to be about time those plants fruitated." "Yeah, it's getting to be the season."

2. "The hours of preparation I put in certainly helped my plan fruitate." "Yeah, I bet you fruitated all over her when you got her back home."

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fruitation

When an idea ripens like fruit. It's what stupid people use for the word fruition. Fresh fruit, stinky rotten fruit, any kind of fruit for any kind of idea or plan. You've got to picture the blossoming flower then the growth of the fruit depending on the idea or plan it represents.

I love it when a plan comes to fruitation.

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Fruitatous

Someone who is not gay but likes to act gay for the laughter of his/her peers.

A guy is pretending to like Lady Gaga to appear "Fruitatous" to be funny, but really isn't.

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fruitation

masturbating with fruit

fruitation is my favorite thing to do on the weekends while my girlfriend watches.

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fruitation

a fruitful, delightful, unexpectedly beneficial outcome. The best possible result from any situation.

Although my plans never came to fruition, to my delight they came to fruitation.

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Fruitatious/fruitation

you would kiss/ fool around (kiss, make out, and cuddle, or give a lap dance) in some another cases some people who are fruitatious would let the same sex go down on them/ would go down on the same sex but can’t see yourself dating them or being in a intimate relationship with your same sex.

My and my best friend do fruitatious/fruitation activity on a weekly basis so now people think we are dating.

I feel like he probably just fruitatious/fruitation because he always fools around with boys but never date them.