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frumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin, this sex act occurs when a women is sitting on a toilet defecating and simultaneously performing oral sex on the gentleman standing in front of her.

Lisa didn't know why, but after discovering what a frumpkin was she had an undeniable urge to perform one on the office custodian in the handicapped stall of the public restroom.

by koboldakawillywonkanuts February 24, 2010

58๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


frumpkin

males oral pleasure while taking a shit!

your dad loves giving frumpkins!

by potnija00 March 4, 2003

42๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


frumpkin

A full-on frump. Syn.: Nerd. Also known as an Ethel or Morris Frumpkin.

He/she is an utter frumpkin.

by Ng August 4, 2003

17๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


frumpkin

To eat two fruit while on the toilet.

I feel so much better now that I frumpkined.

by Chunanana August 19, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


frumpkin

A blumpkin with diarrhea. Receiving oral while sitting on the toilet and taking a dump at climax. Usually a surprise as the loose stool is not expected and the blumpkin becomes a frumpkin.

Debbie is still pissed off at me because she was working me into some blumpkin action when to my surprise I frumpkined and she got a little messy.

by betty February 25, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


frumpkin

1. A fruity person. ie; The f stands for fruity & faggot and because pumpkin is a fruit it emphasizes this fact.
2. A person named luke.

Matthew: Luek u r a frumpalushious frumpkin
Shade . o O ( ROFL! )

by Matthew Larsen February 19, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


frumpkin

a frumpkin is a piece of shit stuck with a piece of toilet paper which sticks to your ass hairs after taking a massive steaming shit.

Even though Tristan wiped his ass after taking a dump, he still had some smelly frumpkins hanging about his anus, and when I was sucking on his balls, I accidentally licked one off.

by Kyle Queen March 5, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž