fryman

1. An avid trekkie who teaches World History on the side.
2. A man who adopts little kids from other countries.
3. A reincarnation of Ben Stein who also enjoys spending time in historical reenactments.
4. Ryan Seacrest after a few years in hell.

Gretel: DUDE. I totally failed that test on the Roman Empire today!
Hansel: ZOMG me tooooo.
Gretel: Ugh, I'm starting to get the feeling our teacher is a Fryman.
Hansel: You might be right...I saw some latex ears in his filing cabinet.
Gretel: Well maybe you could brown-nose your way out of it by throwin' up a Live Long and Prosper!
Hansel: Oh my! That sounds like a plan!

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Fryman

To say you want to be fried

I want fryman

Simon Fryman

To say you want to Be fried and your name is simon

I want to Simon fryman while my name is simon

Ronaldo Fryman

That annoying ass guy from Steven Universe

Steven Universe Fan: “Hey do you know Ronaldo Fryman from Steven Universe?”
Other Steven Universe Fan: “Yes, he is so fucking annoying.”