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-a situation in which there is no good, or at least a difficult outcome. Often brough upon one's self by an act of stupidity.
A fuck barrel may also simply be a horrible situation.
Alternatively
Fuck Barreling is a verb, usually ending in someone being Fuck Barreled. (adj)
See examples given.
Ex. 1, Noun
"That asshole was packing shit into a Uhaul, but started packing things infront of him, soon he couldn't even get out of the damn truck. He was in such a Fuck Barrel."
Ex. 2 Noun
"Man, my folks died, finals are in a week and my girlfriend left me. I am in such a fuck barrel."
Ex. 3 Verb
"I didn't do any research or homework and now I have to cram for my test tomorrow, I seem to always be fuck barreling myself like this."
Ex. 4 Adj
"I was on a roof replacing shingles, when a dog started getting into the garbage. So I kicked down the ladder on him to scare him away. I then realized I was quite fuck barreled."
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Borne out of early trans-Atlantic, all-male nautical voyages wherein a lottery system existed for each sailor to spend 'time in the FUCK barrel' in order to provide sexual release for crew members; the rectum placed against the bung hole for easy access.
Well, it's 6 am. Time for my rotation in the FUCK barrel. Too bad everyone's asleep. NOT!
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When you're so wasted on either nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy or alcohol, or cocaine, that you feel 'like a cunt in a fucking barrel'.
In other words, extreme claustrophobia, the mother of all bad trips. In other words, smoking too many of the Jeffrey.
John: So what did you think of the party last night?
Freddie: Dude, I still feel 'like a cunt in a fucking barrel'. Pass me the shotgun!
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when your angry and need something random to say.
fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel! where's my phone?
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when two men fuck a women while shes on her period
ryo and lave performd the devil barrell fuck on kaytee because she was the only girl willing to.
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Also called "The Georgia Sunshine", "What are you doing step bro?" or "Old-timer's fleshlight" - To capture something (particularly an ape such as a baboon or gorilla) within a container (typically an empty barrel or large drinking keg) , tip it over to where its behind is facing up and pound said thing's guts to oblivion.
"Ever barrel-fucked a baboon buck nekked in the middle of the Sahara, balls-deep in pink so nice ya gotta tap it twice? That's how it feels to drive a Ford F-150."
A sexual act generally committed as part of a sexual assault involving the barrel of a gun being inserted in the vagina.
"YOOOOO, Joe Son the UFC fighter that punched that guy in the dick like 50 times just got arrested for barrel-fucking some chick!"
🎶"As I creep, picture every human that I see
Slabs of human meat cause my kids gotta eat
I lives kinda deep, dark, up in the cut
Where niggas load nines, and barrel-fuck a slut
Nigga, what"🎶