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The look you give someone when you want to have sex with them. Usually done from across the bar.
There was so many people in the bar last night, I was reduced to giving her my "fuck eyes" look from where I was standing.
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What you close when you are fucking an unattractive person.
Mike: "I can't fuck her, she's a fucking buffalo!"
Jesse: "Sure you can dude, just shut your fuck eyes."
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Someone who has really fucked up eyes.They are so fucked up you don't know which eye, if any, are even making contact with you.People with fuck eyes should be avoided at all costs because they create awkward situations and they are hard as fuck not to stare at. Also referred to crazy eyes
"Dude lets go to P-burg and get some Micky D's".
"Nah bro its late, I bet fuck eyes is working!"
"Yea, fuck that lets order pizza".
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Someone who has really fucked up eyes.They are so fucked up you don't know which eye, if any, are even making contact with you.People with fuck eyes should be avoided at all costs because they create awkward situations and they are hard as fuck not to stare at. Also referred to as crazy eyes
"Dude lets go to P-burg and get some Micky D's".
"Nah bro its late, I bet fuck eyes is working!"
"Yea, fuck that lets order pizza".
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1. A person who can't read a tape measure, cannot reasonably determine if something is plumb/level/square, or cannot tell if two (or more) different objects are the same color. Generally speaking, someone you don't want doing any type of finish work on your house.
2. Someone who, at an early age, has been hit about the head something fierce, and now one eye wanders.
1. Johnny: Ma!?! How does this picture look on the wall?
Ma: Johnny, have your brother hang it. You've got fuck eye, son. It's not even close to level.
2. Dude 1: Dude, seriously, you're not even looking at with with your right eye.
Dude 2: Dude, you know I got hit in the head with a baseball when we were kids.
Dude 1: Oh, that's right. I forgot you've got fuck eye from that! My bad.
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A pre-mating ritual, first utilised by the Duke of Earl. Said action is performed in multiple steps:
1. Stare at your target with a deep and ferocious gaze.
2. Rotate head in a circular manner as if letting a breeze through one's hair.
3. Place one hand on back at waist level.
4. Thrust pelvis fervently towards target. In a seizure-like way.
5. (Optional) Move head in quick random movements, much like a chicken.
Duke of Earl - "Damn, see my aunt over there. She's kinda hot."
Pretty Ricky - "Dude... She's your aunt"
Duke-y - "It's like my 2nd aunt or some shit, I'ma give her the 'Fuck Eyes'"
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Somebody that will have sex with anybody,
no matter how matter how ugly or smelly they may be once they become innebriated or 'stoned' from heavy cannabis use.
for example my mate bubs is a right no eye fuck eye, hes shagged some right mingaz man.
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