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Fuck My Wife

A phrase said in a similar manner and context to "Fuck My Life" except used when ones wife/girlfriend is the source of grief

Bill: Hey Mike I got some tickets to the Rangers game tonight, you in?
Mike: Oh hell yeah buddy, just let me run it by my old lady
Wife: Michael you promised me that you would watch the third Harry Potter movie with me tonight, you know how scared I get
Mike: ugh Fuck My Wife, sorry Bill I can't come

by Kim4321 March 31, 2010

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fuck my wife

an exclaimation of frustration or horror.

She just shit on my dick?! FUCK MY WIFE!

by CHELApants November 13, 2007

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shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!!

a term of eggman getting angry about shadow pissing on his wife

shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!!

by CohenKS May 9, 2021

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